WEDDINGS

I love WEDDINGS. oh man... this long weekend of thesis writing I registered for TheKnot just to look at WEDDING planning stuff. (It now says, "Welcome Em and ??" cause I don't have a groom. Alas). Cause I spent my procrastination time, instead of watching tv or staring into space, just being really really ahead of the game on WEDDINGS. I have it all planned out, but do I want a periwinkle blue, or a minty green theme? Do I want bold, vibrant orangey flowers, or elegant white flowers? Sensual Mediterranean summer evening feast, or fresh and dewy spring afternoon affair? Whatever it is, my future husband better have damn good taste (or succumb to mine) cause our WEDDING is going to be tizzight. Juuuuuuuust perfect. I hope his mother isn't a bitch, though. :( God, I've finally cracked. I knew it would be spring quarter of my senior year. Call an ambulence, please. I'll recover over the summer and come back in fine form during the fall. A month with my nonna and two count them two cousins and sleeping in the same bed with my dad should shape me up. That's... five people... in a house with 2 double beds and a single bed. Will someone have to sleep with my nonna? Eww, she smells of perfume all the time, and is so musty. So if she sleeps in the single... If I sleep with my female cousin, my dad will have to sleep with Sam, and ewww. But if I sleep with my dad (ewww) Rachel will have to sleep with Sam, and eww, it's too Maeby/George Michael, plus she has a boyfriend whose nothing like Steve Holt. FORGET IT. I'm sleeping on the couch. >_< God! Family. Hmm I bet my reader skipped that last bit cause it was gross. Still there, reader?

All I have to say is that I feel guilty (big surprise) because I'm gonna hafta skip work again tomorrow to finish another paper. For the third time, I think. I THINK they had memorial day off, so I didn't miss monday. But here's the thing -
1) I'm not getting credit OR money
2) I can make the hours up after school ends, and I've made up all my hours except five so far. That's just two days after school ends.
So I'm basically doing them a favor, right? Right. But...
1) I made a commitment
2) This isn't the first time I've flaked (if it was I wouldn't be dithering) and
3) I want a good letter of recommendation from this. :/

okaaaaaaaaay, time to email boss. Ewwww. But THAT was boring. yeah, this is a boring blog. It was a boring week in a boring life... but NEXT week... one of these people.............. will die.

george bush, lol
overtly
Senate
drip dry

All this spam is messing with my mind. Argh. I like this typeface though. At the UPS cafeteria one can purchase a salad, whole sandwich and fries for under $5 and I feel we huskies are being cheated of our moola.

hey liz

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any relation?

Greg Grunberg is Eric Weiss, a CIA agent (awesome) on Alias. He's also on Lost. He's also Jewish, of course, although people always think the name "Grunberg" is German - the word is German, but it means "green hill," and Jews took the name because when they were living in villages they didn't have last names, so when they moved to the cities they took the names of notable landmarks around which they lived, apparently. Grunberg, Greenberg, Goldberg, etc. No Icebergs that I know of :(

Anyway now I have an "in" if I decide to go the hollywood route. Which of course I get calls to do every day. Naturally. Naturellement.

I got a dress for $65 today. According the label, it was 100% silk. And although it felt expensive, it felt kind of a good deal too, because it was silk and from Macy's, after all. Although Nordstrom's is a lot fancier than Macy's. I went to both and you can just feel the different the minute you walk in. Nordstrom's smells like Givenchy perfume and Macy's doesn't really smell like anything, and also the lighting's different.

Liz, hello? Can you hear me? Because you should update your blog.