"I believe that American combat troops should come home from Iraq in 2006 - not the distant future as President Bush does. Furthermore, I believe we must set a May 15th deadline for the Iraqis to form an effective unity government. And, if the Iraqi politicians choose to ignore that deadline, then I believe things will only get worse and we will have no choice but to withdraw immediately."
-JohnKerry.com, front-page petition

What a DOUCHEBAG. Plus, I found two grammatical errors in 30 seconds, but that's not the issue. If I had been able to vote in 2004, I would have boycotted the election.