I sail the stormy seas providing legal council for seal traders. When I have a moment I sneak aboard my laptop and inscribe my adventures for generations to come. I'm looking for a new "prosecutie." Not for a one night stand though. I always call.
I won the gold medal at the sexual Special Olympics for bagging a blind girl. It was hot. She had all kinds of orgasms
I just got an email from Mark Emmert, el presidente, about a guy shot dead in the neighborhood north of 45th. Which is apparently violence ridden. Which I am moving to in approximately 3 weeks. Should I tell my parents about this or not? Hmm.
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