I sail the stormy seas providing legal council for seal traders. When I have a moment I sneak aboard my laptop and inscribe my adventures for generations to come. I'm looking for a new "prosecutie." Not for a one night stand though. I always call.
I won the gold medal at the sexual Special Olympics for bagging a blind girl. It was hot. She had all kinds of orgasms
Went better than starbucks; she says her assistant will contact me for a "second" interview. I don't know what the time frame is - really should have asked.
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You've made a huge mistake? How so?
Also, yeeees, you're one step closer to your barista-destiny...
Unless that was your mistake, in which case.. Ooh.
Oh, no, I meant regarding "bong water." :)
Haven't heard back from Tully's yet, so I'll call today...
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