Dear Ms. Grunberg:
Sincerely,
Robert Tracy McKenzie
Associate Professor
Director of Undergraduate Studies
Wheeeee! And I have tons of, ironically, history hw to catch up on which is why I'm doing the following survey. Also my head hurts and I feel crappy... probably that time of the month. So, nice to be cheered up.
--Background--
DOB (Date of Birth):: June 21, 1988
Age:: 16
Location:: Tacoma
Siblings:: None
Pets:: None :( I need to steal a cat from one of my friends.
--If you were a ______ ,what would you be?--
Vegetable:: Did you know the vast majority of people will respond to a "which vegetable" question with the answer "carrot"?
Animal:: Otter
Fruit:: Peach or plum... well, they're my favorites, I'm not sure if I'd like to be one. Perhaps an Ugli (look it up) because it'd be less likely that I would be eaten
Color:: ...
Household Object:: ........................
Season:: winter
Article of Clothing:: this could inspire so many sexual answers
Drink:: Depends on my mood... a dark and intense espresso, a sweet and rich Mocha, or a light and frothy strawberry smoothie?
--Emotions--
What's one thing that will always make you laugh?: Watching Max Hai-Jew catapult bravely over the wire fence, only to get his privates excrutiatingly caught on the sharp bits at the top. What can I say, it gets me every time... (just kidding, Max)
What's one thing that will always make you cry?: Watching "The Joy Luck Club" with my mother... being Jewish immigrants, my parents are worlds apart from the Asians in the film, but there are important similarities, and my mum, who can be sentimental at times, always bawls when the violins start swelling, so I shed a few tears too.
What's one thing that will always make you angry?: Listening to Tyler take romantic advice from stuckupbitch Rain and annoyingmofo Josh. No, I don't consider this more important than genocide in the Sudan, etc., but it is irritating in an everyday sort of way.
Do you laugh a lot?: Yes
Do you cry a lot?: Less than I used to
Do you get mad easily?: Yes
What's your strongest emotion right now?: Anxiety/stress
What song brings out your strongest emotion?: Probably different classical pieces and some oldies rock.
--What's your favorite...--
Season:: they are never like my idealised versions of them
Holiday:: Jewish holidays, Halloween
Age:: well, I've only been on this earth 16 years
Phrase/Quote:: "In vain I have struggled; it will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and... love you." OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I LOVE YOU TOO COLIN!!!!!
Thing to do:: Why, the EEP Drama Society, of course! It's, like, totally phat.
Type of Cookie:: Chocolate chip
Class:: killmurderrampagepillagekill
Person in the whole wide world:: Apart from my parents, probably my grandma.
--If You Could--
If you could be anything you wanted (animal, object...) what would you be?: Colin Firth's lover. Just kidding. I mean, that'd be nice, but if I had the choice of anything, I would probably choose to be God. Omnipresence, absolute power, etc. (Are you listening up there, Alanis Morrisette?)
If you could have any super power, what would you have?: To be invisible. And to fly. Probably invisibility first.
If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?: Well, I'd like to make it so that Hitler didn't exist, let's throw Stalin in there too, but if there's one thing I've learned from the movies, meddling with history is dangerous & will not necessarily bring about world peace (but may get you a buxom ladee)
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change?: I can't choose one thing!! Face (perfect complexion), hair (STRAIGHT), figure (large breasts, small waist, curvy hips), personality (outgoing, vivacious, witty, irresistably sexy)... I'm sort of insecure right now *sob* Oh, and I would make myself good at violin. so I wouldn't even have to practice. Although that's beside the point because those who are good are those who are good at practicing.
If you could be a millionare, what would you buy?: So much.
--A Deeper Look--
The most important thing in your life is:: Um, my family, I suppose.
The most important person in your life is:: See above.
Your life motto:: Don't have one
The best advice ever given to you:: Meh... I don't know.
One word to describe your personality:: Complex
--Friends and Enemies--
Who is your best friend?: Hmm... not sure... EEPers
What do you do together?: Sit in the EEP lounge making fun of people... damn! My life is so ready for an extreme makeover.
What is it about this person that makes you get along so well?: Apart from the fact that they are fabulous, we seem to have the strangest things in common
How long have you known them?: Since TS
Who is your worst enemy?: Myself is the inevitable answer
What is it about this person that makes you not get along?: lots of things.
How long have you known them?:
Your other enemies are:: just a minute, I have the list in my purse, although some of them are already dead... I mean strangely enough they are dead... funny how that happens
--Days and Nights--
What time do you get up on weekdays?: 6.50
What time do you get up on weekends?: Sat. 9.00, Sun. depends
What time do you go to bed on weeknights?: 10-12
What time do you go to bed on weekends?: depends
What's your favorite time of the day?: When the sun is setting...
What's your least favorite time of the day?: MORNINGS!
Why? I hate leaving the luxury of sleep for the grind of school
What time are you most productive?: never, it seems like
Are you an early bird or a night owl?: Night owl
--Love & All That Good Stuff--
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
If yes, how long have you been dating them?: Shut up
If no, do you want one?: yes
Who would you want them to be?: no freaking idea
Are you sure about that?: well yes
Do they know you like them?: n/a
Are you sure about that?: n/a
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like this person?: n/a
Do they like you back?: stfu
Are you sure about that?:
How much time do you spend thinking about this person?:
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